The Dildo, Part One

We spotted it in the muddy creek by our house. A grey dildo, half submerged in muck, water flowing over the shaft. For weeks we eyed it on our way home. Did it fall out of a bag? Had someone been using it in that spot? Was it evidence left by some sort of perpetrator?

I came home after class one day to find something boiling in the kitchen. I opened our largest pot and peered through the steam to find a most unwelcome visitor. The dildo was in there, water flowing over its shaft.

"What the Hell??" I knew whoever was responsible couldn't be far.
Joe came into the kitchen laughing. "I'm disinfecting it."
"WHY?"
"You'll see."

And over the next three months, a new game took Townhouse D5 by storm.

Hide the dildo.

Tune in tomorrow for more exciting dildo action!!!!